BOBBY FISHSCALE: SCALES AIN'T GOT NO CLUTCH

This here's a story 'bout Bobby Fishscale, see? He was a slippery individual, always hustlin'. But he had one problem: scales ain't got no clutch. Say when he tried to convince that dame to give him her dough, those scales just couldn't grip. And when it came to a scrap, Bobby's scales were about as useful as a chocolate fireguard. He was more lik